i leveled up today (birthday)

hooray i guess

I just found out my uncle died after collapsing onto a glass coffee table from what was probably a heart attack. Or maybe he suffered from a stroke, I'm too awestruck to process all the details.

I didn't know the guy all that well, what with him living in a different city, but this is just completely tragic for me and my family. I pray he rests in peace..

EDIT: Just learned the cause of death. Apparently he was drunk and sat on a glass coffee table, where a piece of glass was embedded into his back and lower leg artery. He then went down into his basement where he fell back against a wall and died all alone in his house. Even if someone was there with him, it only takes a few minutes to bleed to death after an artery is severed, so he probably would have died on the way to the hospital.

What a terrible way to die...

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rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers
to the following questions.
Post the definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people

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1)Your name?
Adam

ANSWER: The first Man to ever get laid.
"Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long."

2)Your age?
16

ANSWER: Legal age for fucking in the UK.
"Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out."

3)One of your friends?
Tara

ANSWER: Drop dead gorgeous. Used to describe the most amazing person you know. Legendary.
to firmly grab ass and hump into submission
"Wow, you are so tara."
"I'm gonna tara that bitch and say WHO'S YO DADDY!"

4)What should you be doing?
Wrapping presents

ANSWER: A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

5)Favorite color?
Blue

ANSWER: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

"The sky is blue."

6)Birthplace?
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

ANSWER: The big, flat, rectangle in the middle of Canada with a name that anyone who's not from Saskatchewan pronounces wrong. For future reference--"Sas-KATCH-ew-un" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-in" OR "Sas-KATCH-ew-en" is acceptable. . .but not not not Sas-katch-ew-WAAAAAN. If you say it that way, it just screams you're from Ontario. Or Texas.

Suffer from paralyzing claustrophobia? Well, you've come to the right place Land of Living Skies, as our license plates say, is pretty accurate--that's pretty much all that's living. Our trees are generally stick thin and only look alive for four out of twelve months. Well, okay, so we're alive for a third of the year. That ain't half bad, eh?

NDP government that was elected by mostly farmers. I don't understand it, either.

The biggest city in Saskatchewan is Saskatoon, which, nope, is not the capital, even though it is home to a relatively adequate school, the University of Saskatchewan. Surprising, really.

The capital city of Saskatchewan is the city that rhymes with fun--Regina. A city that is composed of three quarters flatness, and one quarter man-made lake full of goose crap. It's a pretty exciting place to be.

Saskatchewan is full of names like Moose Jaw and Swift Current and Prince Albert and North Battleford. Apparently Saskatchewan has a thing for two-worded names. Except the original Cree is probably one long word that is slowly being forgotten along with the majority of their culture. Unfortunately.

Speaking of unfortunately, there is an unfortunate amount of racism in Saskatchewan. But hey, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and I'm sure the province can continue to turn a blind eye to the racism and social problems that exist, and people will continue to never know where the hell Saskatchewan is.

But they're missing out!

"Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Edmonton?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.

Tourist: Hey, can you show me around Calgary?
Saskatchewanian: Sorry, I'm not from Alberta.

Tourist: Fuck this, I just want to get to Ontario!
Albertan: Well, you'll have to go east through Saskatchewan and Manitoba first.
Tourist: What?! I only have a Canadian passport?? Wait, is this one of those French speaking places?
Albertan: You mean Quebec?
Tourist: Yeah!
Albertan: Dude, just go to Vancouver."



7)Month of your birth?
September

ANSWER: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

"I can't wait for september to come so we can play in the leaves!"

8)Last person talked to?
Mother

ANSWER: Random word when someone says something random and annoying

"Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!""

9)One of your Nicknames?
Satan

ANSWER: The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

If you sat through #7, rofl on you.

Now that I've got your attention, let me continue.

As you may have noticed, and probably don't care, my entire gallery has been erased.

Why? Cause I just hated everything I put in the gallery. Its no secret that I'm not a skilled artist, hell the fact I haven't updated the frigging gallery in forever just emphasizes that.

It seems selfish to talk like that, but that is exactly what I am. I can't draw for shit, and all I'm good for is making retarded comments on skilled artists' work. So that is what I'll keep doing.

Thanks for not listening, and now something completely different.

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A meme about the 90s! Stolen from

[ ] Kenan and Kel;
[x] Doug;
[x] Ren & Stimpy;
[x] Pinky & the Brain;
[ ] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[x] Rocko's Modern Life;
[x] Animaniacs;
[ ] Gargoyles;
[x] Hey Arnold!;
[ ] Out of the Box;
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House. (i thought it was awesome in a can shaddup)

[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!";
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[ ] Family Matters;
[x] Dinosaurs;
[ ] Boy Meets World;
[ ] Full House.

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps.

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack". (miss mary mack kicked a guy in the sack? what color was his pack? that right?)

[x] When kickball was something you did everyday;
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[ ] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis; (BUT I NEVER OWNED ONE CRYING FACE)
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[ ] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus;
[ ] Wishbone;
[x] Reading Rainbow; (IIIII CAAAN GOOO ANYWHEEEEERRRRRREE)
[ ] Ghostwriter.

[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers. (i know where to buy some : D)

You remember watching:

[x] Batman the Animated Series;
[x] Aladdin;
[ ] Ninja Turtles;
[x] Ghost Busters.

[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!; (i miss them so much ;-
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them; (if you mean my mommy made them for me, then yes)
[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[ ] Wild Thornberrys;
[ ] Power Rangers.

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected:

[x] Beanie Babies; (i still collect them)
[x] Pokemon cards;
[ ] Carebears;
[ ] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[x] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart; (just the ones up to gold/silver, but those are the only ones that matter)
[x] Digimon was still on; (it isn't? shocking)
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[ ] You know the Macarena by heart;
[x] "Talk to the hand"; (what does that mean? i wanna talk to a face, not some skin with bone and veins)
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary; (urine feels funny : D)
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging; (inconceivable : O)
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool; (OH YES LIGHT UP SNEAKERS!)
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs; (never moved on, vhs forever)
[x] When gas was $0.95 a gallon;
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR; (still do : D)
[x] You had slap bracelets; (i had twelve)
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear; (never ever ever will my retarded childhood die!)
[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times; (happy face)
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.