Cause I just love doing this stuff.

Stolen from :Fauxooper:

HARD:

Will you answer every question honestly?
Maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeee

Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
Never been drunk, never been high
Stayed up all night, making love to a pie

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No but I've taken several punches in the face
I'm not a violent person

Do you miss anything or anyone?
I miss my childhood, when I didn't have to worry about all this crap in the world

What makes you laugh no matter what?
Stephen Lynch, that fucker is hilarious

Who was the last person you talked to?
Some stupid git on XBL

What do you dislike at the moment?
My brother, the filthy cocksucker :>

HARDER:

Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
Eh, who really cares? Sex is sex

Will you get married?
Probably not

Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Unless they're prescribed by a doctor, no

Do you lie about your age?
No

VERY PERSONAL:

Are you happy with yourself?
I guess

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
No, screw them for not loving the real me

What do you think about when times get hard?
Even if I have problems, someone else is worse off

SECRETS:

When did you last cry?
I can't remember

Do you believe in religion?
No, I see it as a money grabbing scheme

SHOCKING:

Have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Tee hee, yes >

Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No, what would I gain from that?

Did you ever fail the school year?
No, but I might fail this one

Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
What the frick? I said I've never been drunk or high before

Do you think your future will be a good one?
I don't have a future

THE DEEP STUFF:

Do you think you were raised well?
Eh, hit and miss I'd say

Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
I have a folder of secrets
I'm like a soap opera

How do you handle stress?
Jerk it, listen to music, or jerk it while listening to music

How would you spend your last day alive?
Doing something nerdy

Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
Depends on what I did

If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
I don't know, they're not exactly parents of the year

If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends?
No one would ever want to be that close to me

Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered your family member?
Depends on who they killed

THE LOVE STUFF:

Do you think you know the meaning of love?
Does anyone?

What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Don't be a self-centered cockbite

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
They'd never believe I was dating someone

THE RANDOM STUFF:

Do you spend time with the same people always?
I'm anti-social babycakes

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Anything with value can be replaced

When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
A long ass time ago

Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
No, it's pointless

What is your favorite color?
Blue

What do you do when you have a bad day?
Suck it up and keep moving forward

Do you really think exs can be friends?
Maybe

Who messaged you last?
Someone I play TF2 with

If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away
what are question?

Do you fall for people easily?
Maybe, but I come back to reality quickly

Are you quick to start a fight?
Nah, I'm too wimpy to fight

Do your parents really know YOU?
No, no one does

Lyrics stuck in your head?
When grandfather dies, life will be strange
When grandfather dies, my whole world will change
When grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell
Cause I'll be fucking rich as hell

Are you tired?
Always

Do you own an iPod?
Yep, got a Nano right before the Touch came out
I was so happy that day : D

Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
I AM NOT DRINKING SOME OPAQUE LIQUID SECRETED BY A COW

When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Starbucks sucks, give me Tim Horton's any day

Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
Of course

Why would they?
If there is a foul-mouthed a-hole that doesn't take shit from anyone, wouldn't you talk about them behind their back?

Is Anyone In Love With You?
Seeing as how I suddenly became Tenchi Muyo last week, I would assume so

Ever Cry In Public?
Men don't cry

Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
No, I like my body hole and ink free

What’s The Weather Like?
Canadian weather

Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
I've noticed people with tattoos are mean, filthy, disgusting trailer trash
So no

Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
What's a calorie?

Do You Use Sarcasm?
SARCASM?
ME?
NO
THAT'S STUPID
YOU'RE STUPID

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Opposite
They're much easier to talk to

Do You Watch The News?
If something piques my interest, yes

Who was the last person to make you mad?
My brother, the little shithead :>

What kept you up last night?
Trying to think of the next part to my story

HOOOOOOO DOGGY THAT WAS LONG