YOU.
CAN.
ONLY.
TYPE.
ONE.
WORD.

Not as easy as you might think.

I am bored as nuts and you're all gonna pretend to care.

1. Where is your cell phone?
nowhars

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
wat

3. Your hair?
brown

5. Your mother?
kitchen

6. Your favorite thing?
penis

7. Your dream last night?
penis

8. Your favorite drink?
penis

9. Your dream car/vehicle?
haswheels

10. The room you're in?
blue

11. You are?
fantabulistic

12. What do you wαnt to be in 10 yeαrs ?
employed

13. Who did you hang out with last night?
lefthand

14. What you're not?
sexellent

15. Muffin?
chocolatechip

16. An item you wanted for Christmas?
condomboxforcondoms

17. Where is the love?
backalleyofpornotheater

18. The last thing you did?
applylube

19. What are you wearing?
bargainbinclothes

20. Your TV?
phat

21. Your pet?
fat

22. Your computer?
flat

23. Your life?
wat

24. Your mood?
good

25. Missing?
thatonefuckingsockthatalwaysdisappearsfromthedryerholygodisthateverannoyingimeanjeezwheredoesthatthinggoanyway

26. What are you thinking about right now?
amberhashugefuckingknockers

27. Your car?
n/a

28. Your work?
n/a

29. Your summer?
n/a

30. Your Relationship Status
singlesugertits~~

31. Your favorite color?
cumcolor

32. When is the last time you laughed?
2secondsago

33. Last time you cried?
aftergettingcuntpuntedintheballs

34. Friends?
n/a;-;

35. Miss someone right now?
nah

36. Ever been in Hawaii?
nah

40. Last thing you ate?
chinese

41. Last person you talked to?
mother

42. Last non-family member you talked to?
someguy

43. Last person you saw?
mother

44. Last non-family member you saw?
teacher

45. Your best friend?
righthand(donttelllefthand)

46. Your favorite food?
penis

47. Your favorite movie?
diehard

48. Do you have a crush on someone right now?
yeah._.;

49. Did this take too long?
kindajeez

I tag:
penis